Deep concern regarding people who are voting McCain tomorrow.

71% of Americans feel cynical about the government.

81% of Americans feel as though the country is headed in the wrong direction.

67% of Americans are dissatisfied with the current president.

Polls like this have been conducted for a very long time. The historical percentages are certainly alarming, aren't they? Why now, of all times, are Americans (including myself) feeling that now? The war and the unpopular president? Obviously, the Bush administration has made Americans feel voiceless. We want change, we want the war to end: our complaints and hopes go unanswered.

Oh, wait! I have an idea -- an idea that would solve the plights and disdain Americans are feeling about our government. VOTE MCCAIN! Afterall, he voted for Bush 90% of the time. Certainly his views and ambitions will be no different from our disliked president. I mean, a new face with the same views will certainly bring about the change Americans are longing for! Granted, he has more rage issues than Bush has -- but let's not forget that he isn't named George W. Bush. We have to be fair.

Go McCain! Don't pay attention to the facts, of course not. Let's focus on what really matters: he's angry and white! That's what really matters.

Let's face it: Add 72 + 4. What do you get? A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK. Call me cruel, but let's be realistic: the average life expectancy for Americans is 75 - 77.5. There's a good chance Palin will become president with the life expectancy rates, no? Obviously Palin will help our nation. Her experience with Russia via Alaska is experience enough. Their trade of shrimp & lobsters (biggest import/export trade between Alaska and Russia) will give her enough experience to rule the nation.

I'm running out of ideas for my ironic rant.

If Americans dislike George W. Bush: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN? WHY?

Moral issues? Just why you voted for Bush, right? Well, that ended REALLY fucking well!

I'm so deeply troubled and worried about tomorrow.

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!