<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862</id><updated>2009-10-12T20:33:23.758-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Velvet Politics</title><subtitle type='html'>Velvet Politics is the joint blog of two twenty-somethings named Collin and Sarah. Serving as a forum for commentary on the happenings of the world, VP originated as a playful pun on the phrase "gay mafia", also known as the "velvet mafia". We operate on the basis that "the personal is political" here.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Collin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00366023096420673473</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862.post-2766211876937535827</id><published>2008-11-05T10:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T10:29:08.596-05:00</updated><title type='text'>As Simply As I Can Manage It</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2008/11/05/as-simply-as-i-can-manage-it/"&gt;As Simply As I Can Manage It&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Posted using &lt;a href="http://sharethis.com"&gt;ShareThis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/395647427916815862-2766211876937535827?l=velvetpolitics.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/2766211876937535827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=395647427916815862&amp;postID=2766211876937535827' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/2766211876937535827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/2766211876937535827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/11/as-simply-as-i-can-manage-it.html' title='As Simply As I Can Manage It'/><author><name>Sarah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08678667386735265731</uri><email>perplexions@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17982439798790997718'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862.post-2508691974820238052</id><published>2008-11-04T23:17:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T23:20:35.085-05:00</updated><title type='text'>YES!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;OBAMA WON THE ELECTION!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;We did it everyone. Thank you, all of you, who voted, canvassed, campaigned, worked your ASSES off to make this possible. I love you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/395647427916815862-2508691974820238052?l=velvetpolitics.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/2508691974820238052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=395647427916815862&amp;postID=2508691974820238052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/2508691974820238052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/2508691974820238052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/11/yes.html' title='YES!'/><author><name>Sarah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08678667386735265731</uri><email>perplexions@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17982439798790997718'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862.post-6145303988584454290</id><published>2008-11-04T15:39:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T15:50:47.084-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Election day reminders.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yVZAJYN4-ak/SRC1jaSi51I/AAAAAAAAAAM/KuMG_ntRzsE/s1600-h/Picture0086.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yVZAJYN4-ak/SRC1jaSi51I/AAAAAAAAAAM/KuMG_ntRzsE/s320/Picture0086.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264907584353265490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For everyone who is apathetic to voting today:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look, it's fine if you think both presidential nominees are evil. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't vote. Vote for state ballots and county representatives! Vote for your local sheriff, the person who oversees sewage treatments in your neighborhood! I don't know, just &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;vote&lt;/span&gt;. If you have the ability to vote, but don't, you really have no right to bitch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So stop bitching and exercise your right and duty as a citizen. As cheesy as that sounds, it's true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the record, Collin and I voted today. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/395647427916815862-6145303988584454290?l=velvetpolitics.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/6145303988584454290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=395647427916815862&amp;postID=6145303988584454290' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/6145303988584454290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/6145303988584454290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/11/election-day-reminders.html' title='Election day reminders.'/><author><name>Sarah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08678667386735265731</uri><email>perplexions@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17982439798790997718'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yVZAJYN4-ak/SRC1jaSi51I/AAAAAAAAAAM/KuMG_ntRzsE/s72-c/Picture0086.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862.post-6270637612924163297</id><published>2008-11-04T11:14:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T11:25:58.293-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='todd palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='white privilege 101'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sarah palin'/><title type='text'>Todd Palin is NOT a victim of racism.</title><content type='html'>I think this can be labeled as "White Privilege 101".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Sarah Palin has claimed that because her husband is part Yup'ik, they have experienced racism in Alaska.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Let's examine this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todd Palin may be a quarter Yup'ik, but he looks white. I'll bet you more than anything he was raised as a white kid, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;You can not claim to be a victim of racism if you present as white and were raised as a white kid.&lt;/span&gt; It's impossible. I myself am part Tsalagi, but I was raised as a white kid, so I can not pull the race card.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even if Todd has been snubbed for being part Native, Sarah Palin can not claim to be a victim of racism when she's a white woman. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He&lt;/span&gt; might have experienced racism, but she has not. She would merely be a witness to it. I can't believe she pulled the race card. Palin, of all people!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After all the racist crap Republicans have said about Barack Obama, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;she&lt;/span&gt; claims to be a victim of racism? Give me a fucking break.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please, people. Don't give this woman a toehold in the white house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Please&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/395647427916815862-6270637612924163297?l=velvetpolitics.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/6270637612924163297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=395647427916815862&amp;postID=6270637612924163297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/6270637612924163297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/6270637612924163297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/11/todd-palin-is-not-victim-of-racism.html' title='Todd Palin is NOT a victim of racism.'/><author><name>Sarah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08678667386735265731</uri><email>perplexions@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17982439798790997718'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862.post-8795968820925851741</id><published>2008-11-03T18:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T19:44:44.262-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mccain'/><title type='text'>Deep concern regarding people who are voting McCain tomorrow.</title><content type='html'>71% of Americans feel cynical about the government.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   81% of Americans feel as though the country is headed in the wrong direction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   67% of Americans are dissatisfied with the current president.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;   Polls like this have been conducted for a very long time. The historical percentages are certainly alarming, aren't they? Why now, of all times, are Americans (including myself) feeling that &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;now&lt;/span&gt;? The war and the unpopular president? Obviously, the Bush administration has made Americans feel voiceless. We want &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;change&lt;/span&gt;, we want the war to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;end&lt;/span&gt;: our complaints and hopes go unanswered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Oh, wait! I have an idea -- an idea that would solve the plights and disdain Americans are feeling about our government. VOTE MCCAIN! Afterall, he voted for Bush 90% of the time. Certainly his views and ambitions will be no different from our disliked president. I mean, a new face with the same views will certainly bring about the change Americans are longing for! Granted, he has more rage issues than Bush has -- but let's not forget that he &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;isn't &lt;/span&gt;named George W. Bush. We have to be fair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Go McCain! Don't pay attention to the facts, of course not. Let's focus on what really matters: he's angry and white! That's what&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; really&lt;/span&gt; matters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Let's face it: Add 72 + 4. What do you get? A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK. Call me cruel, but let's be realistic: the average life expectancy for Americans is 75 - 77.5.  There's a good chance Palin will become president with the life expectancy rates, no?  Obviously Palin will help our nation. Her experience with Russia via Alaska is experience enough. Their trade of shrimp &amp;amp; lobsters (biggest import/export trade between Alaska and Russia) will give her enough experience to rule the nation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I'm running out of ideas for my ironic rant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   If Americans dislike George W. Bush: &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN? WHY? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; Moral issues&lt;/span&gt;? Just why you voted for Bush, right? Well, that ended REALLY fucking well!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I'm so deeply troubled and worried about tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;    VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/395647427916815862-8795968820925851741?l=velvetpolitics.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/8795968820925851741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=395647427916815862&amp;postID=8795968820925851741' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/8795968820925851741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/8795968820925851741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/11/deep-concern-regarding-people-who-are.html' title='Deep concern regarding people who are voting McCain tomorrow.'/><author><name>Collin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00366023096420673473</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07969514335408914495'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-395647427916815862.post-77236066556732912</id><published>2008-11-03T15:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T19:45:02.753-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ballots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>VOTE!</title><content type='html'>Here we are, starting a new blog on the eve of election day. Yeah, the focus is on Obama vs. McCain, but local voting is getting ignored, which means a lot of potentially stupid/harmful ballots can sail through without much trouble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ballotpedia has a list of the 2008 ballots in a state-by-state chart. &lt;a href="http://ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php/2008_ballot_measures#state-by-state_chart"&gt;Check it out&lt;/a&gt;. Don't forget to vote at the local level where policies can directly effect you. Be informed and take responsibility for what goes on in your community; you live there for a reason, don't you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy voting!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/395647427916815862-77236066556732912?l=velvetpolitics.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/feeds/77236066556732912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=395647427916815862&amp;postID=77236066556732912' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/77236066556732912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/395647427916815862/posts/default/77236066556732912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://velvetpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/11/vote.html' title='VOTE!'/><author><name>Sarah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08678667386735265731</uri><email>perplexions@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17982439798790997718'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>